Phil's Synaptic Misfires

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

I think so, but -- wait, no no no.  We'll never get Gary Busey in a leotard at this hour.

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

I think so, but riboflavin just isn't the power vitamin it used to be!

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

I think so, but ... no, no, no.  There's no way we could get the bull to hold still long enough to put the dress on him first.

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

I think so, but if men are so proud of being able to write their name in the snow, how come they can't stop hitting the toilet seat?